a Play

Scene : the Palace
Characters : Ku, the people's Queen, having a chat with her servant, patik

Enter patik, a loyal servant to the King and Queen. He's the court jester, but as funny he may be, he's just a human, and that day, he's mood is grey in colour. The Queen's on her throne while patik just walked up the 7 stairs nok mengadap the Queen....

patik: yak kecik pah besar palo otok tok rajeng betul patik nih

Ku: hah hah hah hah haaaa

patik: dok ngejah ponamo Ku?

Ku: sorting pantuns for wedding

Ku: esok rehearsal

Ku: hoh

patik: kalu gitu ambo undur diri dulu Ku.....

patik: gi senyap-senyap kae, Ku murko

Ku: nok gi mmano weh!

Ku: hahahahhhahah

patik: puah eh patik ni, Ku

Ku: parok la budok nihhh

Ku: pah nok gi mmano

Ku: nok gi beli Wii?

Ku: maing guitar hero?

patik: ho nok gi beli Wii nih

patik: tahu mmano?

patik: sakni gi cari jupo doh, duit tok cukup

patik: jadi balik mmaye dlu


Ku: brapo ?

Ku: hok PS3 ko hok gapo

patik: mmh mmh ccayo buleh ko patik nih.....

patik: Ku ccayo sunggoh ko?

Ku: mano la tau

patik: maaf bbanyok Ku patik nnawok

Ku: bo nok beli Wii takdop masaloh la mung

Ku: hampeh

Ku: nok keno luku ko

patik: ingat patik nawok, samo naik Ku layae

patik: Ku ccayo sunggoh, patik takut Ku murko tahu patik nnawok

patik: baik patik ngaku awa-awa

Ku: ha tau pong

patik: saknih abih 500 doh bli MP4 nga upgrade PSP patik

patik: baruuuuu nok ado mp4

Ku: owh...

Ku: paka la ipod

Ku: pitih blana

patik: pitih blana ngano Ku

patik: oghe laing MP4 bokali punoh wak jadi paper weight doh kkali

patik: kito baruu nok beli

patik: dok laaa Ku. patik tok leh gi mano gejek-gejek nih

patik: Ku pikir la, MP4 baru nok ado

patik: tu pong daghak-daghak tanyo MP4 tu gonamorima


Ku: hahahh beli ipod la slaluh

Ku: seney

patik: mmmh beli dohhhhh MP4 Kuuu

patik: taung depe pulok kkali gejek baghu

Ku: hahahahahaha

Ku: karut la budok nih

patik now look uncomfortable. He needs to go. But he has to walk backwards down the 7 stairs in order to do so...

patik: Ku....pah.....tak po dulu lah deh

Ku: ok

Ku: you're dismissed

Ku: hahahahah hah hah hahhh

patik: ko Ku nok kecek ngarut lagi Ku?

patik: patik bosey sunggoh ni Ku tobak nek pong

Ku: hahahh takpolah. beta nok tulih skrip nih

Ku: namo key gagap esok

patik: ho lah ho lah

patik: patik mitok diri Ku

Ku: okay bro

Ku: talk to u later aight

patik: patik semboh mitok apung bbanyok Ku

Ku: haah bo lah wei

patik: patik lapa sunggoh ni apung sedak kakloh

Ku: aku sekeh key

patik: buleh sekeping tak po doh

Ku: ahahaah make apung ko

Ku: lol

patik: duo keping koho molek

patik: ado?

Ku: parok nok sunggoh, ko wak naka mung nih?

patik: sunggoh Ku..

Ku: hoh ambik nih nok sangak!

The Queen now begins to slap patik mercilessly

patik: maaf Ku maaf patik kenye apung dohhh

Ku: heeeihhh ambik lagiiiih!

patik: bo laaaahhhhh!

patik, in his hurry to run away from the Queen but still need to walk down the stairs backward, stumbled and go tumbling down the stairs, and everyone in the palace started to laugh histerically....

THE END

thanks to IB who contributed to the play. 50% of this play is of her effort. Actually edited out of a crazy chat in YM..