Monday, March 9, 2009

handphone Nokia....

Assalamualaikum! Ho pokcik mokcik adik kakok abe-abe, topic for today is, barang-barang tiruan.

Begapo?

Barang tiruan.

Ko gapo kalu kok kelate? Hmmm, tidok ori. Dok pong, plesu. Aaaa jadi pado itu hari nyo, ambo tubek jale-jale nga kepiteng ambo maso di negaro Jermae (german). Sejuk ketar gih. Tubek lunch nga dio. Alah kelik hotel tu, as we walk in the bitter cold weather, ambo bbual nga dio. Dio hok start konversasi lah...

Kepiteng : You pakai gadget ape bro?
Ambo : Gadget?
Kepiteng : Alahhhh, toksah tipu, confirm gadget kaw punye. iPhone ek?

hmmphhhhh! Ambo ni kalu bab gadget, ppete hari lagi ambo lari celida. Tok retiiiiiiiiiii!! Daghak 'abih reng' gih ambo nih. iPhone tu, rupo lagu mano pon ambo tok tahu.

Ambo : Ish, saya kureng skit gadget-gadget ni. Betul. Ni ha handphone saya...
Kepiteng : Handphone daun ko pakai? Ker ni second handphone?
Ambo : Ini je saya pakai capt. Tak minat sangat la. Kenape?
Kepiteng : Takde la, beli la yg ganas skit. Kita kan slalu ke China. tengok ni...

Dio pong wak tubek dari poket dio, handphone Nokia. Hok N-series tu. N-ponamo ambo tok tahu, tapi Nokia hok baru jugok lah. Very sleek looking, tertelan air liur jugok lah ambo kelih handphone dio.

Ambo : Ooooo....cantik juge yer. (*tok tahu nok comment gapo, mugo tok reti sgt)
Kepiteng : Oooo apa oooo? Nampak ni, tengok ni (*tekan-tekan screen)
Ambo : Touchscreen eh? Hmm, hmm, interesting.
Kepiteng : Ko niiii! Ko tau tak model ni mana dapat touchscreen laaaa.
Ambo : Ooo ye eh? So yg ni limited edition model?
Kepiteng : THIS IS CHINA MADE laaaaa!!

Tengango mulut ambo adik kakok weiiiiii!!!! Tengango telopong sapa lengoh keng ambo gih. Huiiii, acu pikir gaaaak. Biso dok? Hok tiruan lagi ganah dari hok ori. Kalu ori keno paka keypad, tapi mari hok tidok ori, ambikkk, touchscreen okaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Gilow sunggoh China nih. Abih nyo duplicate ko dio. Koho biso pulok tuh. Bokali kalu dio buleh buat manusio tiruan, nga manusio manusio dio produce hok tiruan.
aaaaa, kalu model ni nyo buat touchscreen, ambo pon nokkkk!

p/s kak azah malu ambo daghak llajok. kepiteng=captain, ok guys? Oghe kelate tok sebut kepiteng pong. Sajo ambo jah sebut. Suko-suko.

7 comments:

her royal highness said...

this is so you *sigh*

Iron Butterfly said...

wei, mano ado ore kelate sebut "kepiteng". ngaruklaaa... haish, drop our kelantanese waterface jah nih. kepten sudoh.

:: hAsmAt :: said...

hi...sayo pun jenuh duk mikir..nate gapo la kepiteng nih..mujo ajah oyak ..kepten ruponya....

hahaha......

YeLLoW heRbiE :) said...

sensitip laaa kak azah. ambo tok oyak pong oghe kelate sebut as kepiteng, and my intention was not to teach people how to say "captain" in kelantan. Simply my choice. I could have used "kapitan" or "el-kapitano" or "cheiftain". but i chose "kepiteng"

p/s kalu ambo tulis "kaftan" tidok ko lagi pakat pening..

Iron Butterfly said...

huish. kaftan adalah baju tidur yang sexy. muahahaha.

Genie said...

pade la muta itik pon xpehe..

kapten ruponyo..

YeLLoW heRbiE :) said...

aloh la, bbena nyo tok pehe pong takpo mugo cerito ambo bukae nok oyak pasal capten ambo pong.