Thursday, September 10, 2009

Lemas

Assalamualaikum pokcik mokcik adik kakok abe abe....

Sapo beso paka topeng bilo tubek rumoh? Keno paka mask tu, loni musim H1N1. Tapi paka sajo tok guno kalu tange gi jamoh kokse pah gi korek idung. Ambo ado baco somewhere, dio kato paka mask sajo tok guno. Tange keno basuh sokmo. Kito keno ingat, naik lift, mesti kito ado pecet, sentuh mano-mano. Naik escalator, mesti pege getoh hitae tuh dok? So wash your hands children!

Sedak ambo ngepek. Hehe, padahal ambo pong mulo-mulo tok paka sangat jugok. Tapi sejak buleh baby ni, ambo keno extra careful la. Hari tu bini ambo suruh tubek gi Tesco Ampang. Situ meme ramai oghe pong, lebih-lebih lagi dekat rayo doh ni.

Wifey : Ha, mask jangan lupe. Pakai tu.
Ambo : Wok aloh, takpo nyohh, sayo jatae gagoh.
Wifey : Ye la, awak memang kuat. Baby kite tu, kang awak bawak balik bakteria!

Hmm, jolo jugok dok? Kito ni mungkin kuat. Maybe virus tu tokleh penetrate body kito. Tapi dio tetap buleh "bergantung" dekat body kito right? Pahtu kito bowok balik virus tu, dekat rumoh, takdok pasal-pasal oghe tuo atau baby-baby hok bejangkit. So ambo pong paka la topeng....

Aloh la adik kakok, lemas sengoti laaaa pakai topeng nih! Ambo ingat ko pakai mask ni biaso jah. Rupo-rupo nyo sesok napas sunggoh gih. Maso di Tesco tu, ambo raso pening sokmo. Kalu tok kerano baby ambo, meme ambo tohok doh mask tu. Peningggg! Tapi ambo gagahkan diri. Ambo tok beso paka mask, bokali sebab tu la ambo raso lemas. Sapa mmutar itik ambo dalae supermarket tu.

Sapa jah di rumoh ambo, ambo tohok topeng ambo depe bini ambo. "Aloh mek weh, nok mapuh lolo doh ambo, dok nyawo dalae topeng gilo nih. Tebal telajok hok ni nih, beli hok laing lah lain kali", ambo oyak ko dio. Bini ambo pong ambik topeng tuh, belek-belek, pah kelih ko ambo.

"Yang awak pakai sampai 3 lapis tu kenape?!"

17 comments:

The JedDy™ said...

ouk alorh la,, memey la lemas kalo paka 3 lapis gax,
hakhakhakhak

LIZ; said...

lucu!

that's what we call extra precautions! ;D

Budok kecik said...

kalu de paka 3 lapis gak, buleh doh la nk jamoh kokse pahtu korek hidung. ngahahaha.

tapi paka selapis pong sero lemah doh bena. sero supo co2 tuh terperangkap situh. pahtu kalu bersin sokmo sy gi bersin dale mask. adeyhlaaa.

kalu paka spek pulok gak, xde gapo2 klabu asap spek.

LePaKPlaCe said...

awat la sampai jadi lagu tuh..ish3..

ila ni said...

hahahhaha malu wehh malu
xdok ko ore tengok pelik maso kat tesco tu? ssungguh-hair dio nk elok H1N1, bagus2 semoga YH sekeluarga dijauhi penyakit berbahaya.

Iron Butterfly said...

are u for real? bakpo gak mu nih lola sokmo.

her royal highness said...

hahahahhahahhahahahhahahhha.

jeng la ewin.

:: fAzRa :: said...

hahaha......betol la jah...dio ni lola.....semangat nok paka mask kuat...super duper precaution...

hahaha....selok baco.....nyo mmutar itik sungguh la lemas.....hehehe

NAS said...

maka madah dirik "jatae gagoh", sikkan makey mask alu lemas..
hahahaha

yellowherbie said...

the jeddy - huhu,ambo tok sedar ambo ambik 3 lapis skali gus maso nok pakai.

liz - yezza, baru la segala virus takleh attack, kan? :p

budok kecik - la, meme keno bersin and batuk dalae mask, tu la kegunaan dio,huhu.

lepakplace - tak perasan terambik 3 helai maaaa...

ila ni - tu la, bokali oghe pakat kato mace-mace blako tgk ado mamat paka 3 helai skali gus deh :p

IB - yes ma'am, it's true. dint realize i pick up 3 masks! lola is ari's wife lor.

HRH - jeng parok eh.

fazra - mmutar itik la kalu dae lemas gitumo gak. acu tera paka 3 mask, mesti mmutar itik!

NAS - ah?sik paham :P

NAS said...

sik paham ka polah2 sik paham?
hahaha
coba update blog sigek gik nun, mala blog tok ajak di update.
sik best laaa...
cerita hal opis kitak gikk..

nurul said...

pkai selapis pn da lemas klo 3 lapis tu xtaw la nk ckp

Tengku Atique said...

hahahahahhahaha *cough, cough.

srwkboy said...

wow yh....kitak pande nanga sarawak?

srwkboy said...

hehehe...sorry my friend just told me its....."kitak pande kelakar sarawak kah???". nanga is see

Love Biscuits said...

gi tumo lalu nah YH ni..nyo paka 3 skali..kalo ambo,mapuh kerah doh bokali..haha

Anonymous said...

hahahaaha!! lucu parok