Two push one

Lo ni kae dok gege, government kito nok suruh cikgu-cikgu mengajar science and math dalae bahaso London. Bersedia sunggoh ko kito nih? Demo dok bbandar takpo la wei, first word baby demo pong bahaso London. Hok dok kkapong? Buke kkapong dekat-dekat bandar ni, tapi kkapong jauh-jauh nuh.

Take, for example, salah satu kapong di negeri alek nnaik. Darjah 3 lah kato kae. Cikgu-cikgu pon confuse lagi nok ngajar math dalae bahaso London. Dok, ambo tok kato cikgu kito tok mampu. Tapi bendo ni buke sene! Pointless, if all it does is make kids more confuse. Berikut dikatakan ado tejadi dalae kelas di satu kapong...

Kato nyo cikgu, " Ok murid muriiiiiiiiiiiiiid, what is two push one?"

Kelip-pah kelip-pah mato soghe-soghe budok dalae kelas. Terkebil-kebil, kate orang luar. Cikgu ulang lagi soalae samo, kali ni dalae mato dio pon ado napok keraguan...

"Childrennnnn, what is two push one?"

Hmmmmm. Budok-budok kapong darjah 3 pong, ado doh hok have basic English language knowledge, tapi soalae ni memukau hati betul ni. Two push one??

"Ermmm, OK murid-murid, we continue tomorrow yeaaaaa", lantas cikgu mematikan subjek.

Balik laaaa budok-budok drumoh masing-masing tengahari tuhh. Masih bermain-main di benak fikiran akan soalan cepu emas cikgu tadi. Mostly melupakan lah, tapi ado jugok future-future doctor hok asal kkapong. And pok-pok ni lah wak kelik soalae tadi, di tuju pado ayoh masing-masing. Ternyato, ayoh pong tok tahu gapo maksud cikgu tuh.

Selidik punyo selidik, aaaaa, buleh laaa jawapan soalan tersebut. And the answer to that question, is, ONE! Because two push one, is one. Or in bahaso toknenek kito, dua tolak satu, jadi satu.

p/s Yolo sunggoh ko cerito nih? Buke ambo reko. Ambo dengar. Satu lagi, please dont be sensitive. Just a joke i heard so i passed it here. Politics-scented views are not welcomed.