Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Two push one

Lo ni kae dok gege, government kito nok suruh cikgu-cikgu mengajar science and math dalae bahaso London. Bersedia sunggoh ko kito nih? Demo dok bbandar takpo la wei, first word baby demo pong bahaso London. Hok dok kkapong? Buke kkapong dekat-dekat bandar ni, tapi kkapong jauh-jauh nuh.

Take, for example, salah satu kapong di negeri alek nnaik. Darjah 3 lah kato kae. Cikgu-cikgu pon confuse lagi nok ngajar math dalae bahaso London. Dok, ambo tok kato cikgu kito tok mampu. Tapi bendo ni buke sene! Pointless, if all it does is make kids more confuse. Berikut dikatakan ado tejadi dalae kelas di satu kapong...

Kato nyo cikgu, " Ok murid muriiiiiiiiiiiiiid, what is two push one?"

Kelip-pah kelip-pah mato soghe-soghe budok dalae kelas. Terkebil-kebil, kate orang luar. Cikgu ulang lagi soalae samo, kali ni dalae mato dio pon ado napok keraguan...

"Childrennnnn, what is two push one?"

Hmmmmm. Budok-budok kapong darjah 3 pong, ado doh hok have basic English language knowledge, tapi soalae ni memukau hati betul ni. Two push one??

"Ermmm, OK murid-murid, we continue tomorrow yeaaaaa", lantas cikgu mematikan subjek.

Balik laaaa budok-budok drumoh masing-masing tengahari tuhh. Masih bermain-main di benak fikiran akan soalan cepu emas cikgu tadi. Mostly melupakan lah, tapi ado jugok future-future doctor hok asal kkapong. And pok-pok ni lah wak kelik soalae tadi, di tuju pado ayoh masing-masing. Ternyato, ayoh pong tok tahu gapo maksud cikgu tuh.

Selidik punyo selidik, aaaaa, buleh laaa jawapan soalan tersebut. And the answer to that question, is, ONE! Because two push one, is one. Or in bahaso toknenek kito, dua tolak satu, jadi satu.

p/s Yolo sunggoh ko cerito nih? Buke ambo reko. Ambo dengar. Satu lagi, please dont be sensitive. Just a joke i heard so i passed it here. Politics-scented views are not welcomed.

8 comments:

samadsukamusa said...

dok molek buko pekung ssinih. kito ujar kae parlimen!

her royal highness said...

hahhaahhaa.

p/s: negeri alek nnaik tu gedio win?

YeLLoW heRbiE :) said...

Nu la, alek matahari naik nuuu. Beloh timur la.. Alek jjatuh ni barat.

her royal highness said...

owwwwwwwwhhh...

darak dianne.

ngah3

Iron Butterfly said...

bukey dianne daghak. ewyn tuh hulu llajok. *gurra jah wyn! gurauan kanda dengan dinda gittew ;p

Nick Name said...

buat la shoutbox lua tu....tok key no bua pong kena masuk sini...

YeLLoW heRbiE :) said...

sory boh. bereh boh.

Genie said...

kak ipar ambo gak sakik palo sokmo ngajar bi ko budok2. mulo2 sebuk kot bi. pah translate kot bm baku. pah keno pulok translate kot klate.

sadis kakloh la..