Sunday, November 8, 2009

leloh weh...

Assalamualaikum pokcik mokcik adik kakok abe abe....

Aloh laaaaaahhhhh leloh wehhhh lllok!! Letih sengoti dek pong gak. Penat. Tired. Ambo sesok napah gih. Ambo ni ya ngepek parok ni adik kakok, sebab nyo, ambo baru balik ppere (berperang)! Haaah tu dio. Biso dok ambo? Askar bukae, tentero pon dok, tapi gi ppere. Sunggoh nih. Wojik eh...

Demo tahu ambo gi ppere mano? Di stadium bukit jalil. Beraaaaaaaat. POMMMM. PIUUUUUT POMMMMM...ZUSSSSSS POM POM POM POMMMMMM. Berasap habih gih. Bayar tu gak kito 20 riyal, kamat ko nok tengok bola. Last-last bola tok tahu dok mmano. Kalu tahu ggitu ambo bowok M-neblah ambo.

Pah gak api pong naik luuuuu luuuu (bunying api tu). Bekeng sek kitoooooo! Oghe sumak masuk goal kito duo kali, chaisssssssss!!!! Nate pemain bola, bakpo mung gi sumak masuk goal alek aku nyoh! Mung tok tahu ko mung tu tokleh sumak goal. Hoh, loni kerusi stadium pong keno bakar. Ya mung gi sumak goal aku tu bakpo?! Baso gilo.

Ambo dok concentrate ko ppere dohhhh. Mapuh gi laaa bola. Bola bukae hidup mati. Tapi ppere, tok jago diri, mapuh ambo! Ambo tengok sekeliling ambo. Rupo-ruponyo, semo pakat ppere. Sokong team kelate? Nope. We're here to battle! Bui support kalu kito control game jah. Kalu oghe sumak masuk goal kito, kito ppere. Haaaa, lagu tuh.

OK la, the truth is, Kelate tok panda kaloh. Hok buat sakit buah halkum bilo ambo telan air liur, is the way we lose. No style. Oghe sumak satu goal, senyap slaluh. Bakpo tok sambung ggende nyoh? Maroh? Emo? Jadi, solution nyo, lepar mercun? Padae la pemain tokleh concentrate pong. We didn't fight with them when they are down. WE LEFT THEM.

My verdict? Kelate kaloh, 50% berpunca dari defence, 50% berpunca dari penyokong. Indra Puta score last minute pong senyap jah. Semo kelih ko ambo bilo ambo nnepik time dio score. Ermm, well, ambo tepik bukae sebab Kelate ado peluang lagi, tapi sebab 3-1 is veryyyyyy much better than 3-0! Tapi who was with me? None. At least not around me.

Sportsmanship? Ermmm, ponamo rima maksud word tuh??

13 comments:

eZaT eLaNo said...

nasek baek dok bakar stedium..ingat key,jadi sejaroh doh stedium tuh..uhuh..bakpo gak kaloh weyh..siyea saing2 ambo semangak g stadium..final xm letok tepi..g stedium nuh,semato2 nk tgk sek klate kito maen..tp..xpola..msk fnl pong..mujur doh..eah,saem oyak keeper yo umo 42 thn doh..jolo ko..

kobe said...

60 ribu. sia2 g rama2 tok sorak sghh2....defend po taik..blh bola gat paka sepak tok tahu dwano..kalu keno takpo ni gelecoh wi kokre....malu kokran!!

suliana said...

haha..lucu2..tahu takpo..kelih dale tb srupo di mede pperey doh..

LIZ; said...

kerusi stadium itu tidak bersalah!
mengapa perlu dibakar?
haha
lucu la wehhhh
xpe la, at least masuk final :D
agree, 3-1 is better than 3-0!

Iron Butterfly said...

i was with you. me and kak we cheered even though we missed the goal sebab ore dok lalu laley + dok sibuk layey calls sebab mama rusim tengok dale tv. but when we saw the ball in the goal, we cheered. sek2 hok nok turung tu ppakak ppaling herey. bodola. natey darak.

Ad Rifza said...

Mujo buleh sebutir last2 minit kalu dok takdok penawar langsung.. huhu..kaloh mene adat pertandinge..bola itu bulat..meme defence berat sggh maen..sero Ad jah nok jadi defence..hehe..Mcm tak dok tenago blako Klate tatau bakpo..Kalu fight gileee kaloh takpo..nih..aduss..takpo takpo tahun depe cubo lagi..nak bui habuan pun bui lepash mene..tapi kalu bui cuti takpo awal2 pun..ekekeke..

sfs said...

dua hari weekend ni kawe frust nungging..
Kelate main teruk nak mapuh.. striker negeri sembilan takdok la terer mano.. belakon jah lebih (belajar ngan bini/ipar dia kali).. tapi defend Kelate teruk.. kalu gi lawe sek skoloh rendoh pun bulih bocor rasonyo...

Pagi tadi Man Utd pulok kaloh.. Walaupun kaloh tipih, tetap kaloh jugok...

Kawe sedih.. Red Warrior & Red Devil kaloh :((

Anonymous said...

mujo buleh 1-3..
ingat ko bleh telor sbutir dah.. (O)

smale jupo indera putra mahyuddin kt th MINES..

:: fAzRa :: said...

ambo duk kelih dale tb jah...doh la tgk sore2....frust pun sore2...sedih buke gapo...tgk penyokong duk lepar botol.,mercun...aloh la.....

tapi..defends main pun meme sedih r....ish ish.....mujo ado gol last minit..kalu dok gak...frust sungguh r.....

takpo...gi final pun mujo doh

her royal highness said...

well said, Ewin.

betul SFS oyak "striker n9 belakon jah lebih.. "

tapi overall kelate ganah do'oh, n9 manjo (tp meney). huhu..

ado time 4 ore player kelate kepung sorey n9 (sori ye HRH x tau la namo sekor pun player - first time tgk bola. hahaha)

tapi gak, lepah jugok bola tu.
lucuuuu...

dianne oyak doh kak azah, riot.. ngeh3.. sek2 darak mari kolupo pah x reti nk sokong mollek. malu weh.

hawa said...

tu ah...oghe kito maso mene jah sungguh. de nok kaloh gak senyap beghak(sengau sket kalu nok sebuk) belako. sie ko players. patut nyo demo2 hok g tu wi la sokongan banyok sket. players koho xdop semangat tengok penyokong senyap tupah. tuh mujo buleh jugok so gol. kalu 0 gak kelik sajo la wey...

paehinc said...

Kawe salah sore pengokong hok lari tubik lepah keno 3-0.. kawe nok betul sikek ni... rama ore tubik awal buke sebab klate kaloh.. ore klate nok maroh buke sebab klate kaloh jugok.. but, the way kelate main. Kalo biaso demo tgk kelate main sebelum nie especially kat Kangar, meme jauh beza.. kawe maksud terlampau jauh! Male tue cara klate main tak sampai tahap 50% pun terutamo skali defends. Meme totally hilang arah, mace ore mabuk "kurap". Yup! kawe still otok lagi kalo pikir klate main mlm tue. kito ore meme buleh terima kalo kaloh, adat permaine, tapi mlm tue kaloh seolah2 without fight! tok nawe lasum! buleh kiro berapo kali keeper N9 diuji.. Tp meme kawe totally agree denga sumo ore, bakar stadium meme tok leh diterima akal.
meme sangat memaluke dan tidok bertanggungjawab! teramat BODOH! dieore tok pikir ko.. FAM buleh amik tindake, main dlm stadium kosong. Which mean KAFA takkan ado income, kalo tak dok income tok leh la nok bayar gaji, bilo tok leh nok bayar gaji.. jange harap nok masuk piala malaysia next year! ok.. ambo raso tue jo ambo nok oyat.. kito buke tok saye team klate.. tapi kito maroh tgk klate main! so lagi! kepado iron butterfly, yes! meme betul natey darak! sebab rmai nyokong klate male tue ado hok tok rajim mari kolalupo pun. Ado hok sanggup berhute duit, sewa van, sewa keto. Just imagine pengorbane and usaha ore2 kampung hok demo gelar nate darak nok mari kolalupo nok tengok kelate main. tapi bilo sapa, amat memaluke.. sungguh tidak berbaloi. Kawe mitok maaf kalo kawe terkasar bahaso.. buke niat kawe nok maroh.. tapi sekadar nok oyat, kawe tok puah hati buke sbb kaloh, kawe sedih klate main mace budok skoloh.. and totally kami tok setuju denga pelakue ganah. TQ.. Assalamualaikum

Love Biscuits said...

ppere hari tuh demo meney ko kaloh?biso jugok demo ni dih..haha