Assalamualaikum pokcik mokcik adik kakok abe-abe...
Demo mulo skoloh mmano? Asrama penuh? Separa penuh? MRSM? Ko skoloh biaso jah? Kalu skoloh biaso, kemungkinan demo takdok namo gelaran, atau nickname. Tapi kalu demo dok skoloh asrama, haaaa, kemungkinan besar demo ado nickname. Mungkin demo seleso nga nickname demo, tapi mungkin jugok demo tok suko sangat nga nickname tuh.
Ho la, dok skoloh asrama ni, jahat skit budok-budok. Bukae jahat gapo, tapi sebab supo adik-beradik, jadi ggura bewok pong tok ssero hati sangat. Ambo ingat mulo ado budok gemuk di MRSM ambo, saing-saing pakat panggil Talub. Sebab, Talub tu tebalik dari Bulat. Pah ado soghe budok tu kulit dio sedikit banyak melanin. Jadi oghe panggil dio Pak Tam. Selamberrrr jer nak panggil anak orang nama macam-macam. Sukatiiiiiiiii jer.
Ado soghe lagi tu, oghe panggil Pok Gad. Dio saing baik ambo. Dio baco blog ni jugok. Ado la. Sory deh Pok Gad, sajo jah nok bui example. Anyway, oghe panggil dio Pok Gad sebab muko dio supo pak guard asrama la. Sedak dok bui example paka oghe laing. Ambo? Haaaa, ambo ado jugok.
Mat Preng.
Hehe. Anda tersenyum sampai lobang telinga? Well, cerito nyo start maso ambo di Form 4 di MRSM Beseri. Biaso lah, masuk mulo-mulo, ado keno ragging skit lah. Abih minggu ragging tu, atau cikgu-cikgu kononnya panggil Minggu Suai Kenal Bersama Senior, para pelajar senior pong adakan Malam Kebudayaan. Kalu demo skoloh asrama, semuo ni biaso sangat lah.
Malam Kebudayaan, junior-junior pong buat la persembahan. Ikot lah, nok nyanyi ko, berlakon ko. Ambo berlakon nga cube-mate ambo. Cerito gapo tok ingat tapi watak ambo, Tok Bomoh. YAAAAAAAAAA, nyo suko ko budok senior. Sebab ado salah satu senior tu dio jadi Tok Bomoh jugok maso Malam Kebudayaan tahun sebelum tuh. Ambo tok tahu bakpo, tapi senior tu oghe panggil Prince.
So ambo pong jadi la Prince Junior, atau di pendekkan, Prince. Veeeeeeeeeery nice. But not for long. Turns out that "Prince", susoh sangat di sebut. Bilo ambo naik Form 5, jadi la Pring. Pah lamo-lamo gak, tok tahu guano, berakhir dengan Mat Preng. Dan kemarin, ambo gi Tesco, ambo dengar oghe panggil...
"Preng! Preng!"
Hah? Panggil ambo ko? Excited sangat, mesti saing lamo di MRSM dulu. Cepat-cepat ambo toleh belakang ambo. Napok kelibat tangan seseorang melambai-lambai. Jatung ambo degup laju. Sapo tuh? Oghe pulok ramai sangat. Tapi celoh-celoh oghe ramai tu, last-last ambo napok.......Dua orang India berjabat tangan.
Dio panggil Prem Kumar bokali. Mok nenek sunggoh.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
But, then again...
Assalamualaikum uncles and aunties, younger brothers younger sisters, elder sisters and elder brothers...
This time I'm going to write in English. But only for this particular post. You'll understand why later. Hm, my last post about fanatical-but-unsportmanlike supporters of Kelantan resulted in all kinds of opinions. I thank you all for commenting. Most of you who commented seems to agree with me, that fans of Kelantan shouldn't have reacted that way.
I don't know how many people read that post. Or, how many had really fully understood what I meant. When I criticize Kelantanese people, I always make sure I do it in Kelantan "language". Why? Because it's meant for Kelantanese only. Please understand, deep in my heart, I always love Kelantan, and will do so until my last breath.
Sure, Kelantanese are a bunch of over-emotional fans of their football team. They do not know how to lose. When we lose, we do not know how to react "the way a gentleman should react when he loses a girl". We got mad. We burnt some plastic chairs, which is stupid, as the chairs got nothing to do with Negeri 9 goals. And then we did not cheer the players anymore, not even after we were behind by just one goal. How do you expect Kelantan to do magics, like Liverpool did to AC Milan in 2005?
But, and here comes the big but, no other states in Malaysia can unite for their team the way Kelantan did. Look at us that night. Aren't we proud of that? Had it been between Selangor and Pahang, I'm very sure the tickets sales would only be around three quarter of the full stadium capacity. That night, the stadium was filled up, with Negeri's supporter occupying one quarter of the stadium.
My uncle told me that from Pasir Puteh alone, 40 buses headed to Bukit Jalil for the match. Forty buses! From Pasir Puteh only! Not to forget those who came with their friends and families. I heard that many Kelantan fans had camped in front of the stadium the night before the match. In vans, cars, some even in their buses. Though how they showered and answered to the call of nature, I cannot imagined. (I wouldn't be surprised if they did not showered at all.)
Ask this question, which other state can do what Kelantan did? I was at the stadium when Selangor was in the final against Sabah in 2002 (I think so), and the stadium was not filled any more than three quarters. And Bukit Jalil is in Selangor, to think of that! Where are the supporters? Too far to travel? Too busy for work? Imagine if Bukit Jalil is in Kelantan and Kelantan is in the final. Wow, I think the government would then have to put up giants screens outside the stadium!
Sportsmanship aside, I'd say Kelantan fans are at the same level as Liverpool fans and Korean fans (remember World Cup 2002?). You give me goosebumps, guys. High five!
p/s I wrote this in English because not only I want Kelantanese to ggebah idung, but also for everyone to see how powerful we are.
This time I'm going to write in English. But only for this particular post. You'll understand why later. Hm, my last post about fanatical-but-unsportmanlike supporters of Kelantan resulted in all kinds of opinions. I thank you all for commenting. Most of you who commented seems to agree with me, that fans of Kelantan shouldn't have reacted that way.
I don't know how many people read that post. Or, how many had really fully understood what I meant. When I criticize Kelantanese people, I always make sure I do it in Kelantan "language". Why? Because it's meant for Kelantanese only. Please understand, deep in my heart, I always love Kelantan, and will do so until my last breath.
Sure, Kelantanese are a bunch of over-emotional fans of their football team. They do not know how to lose. When we lose, we do not know how to react "the way a gentleman should react when he loses a girl". We got mad. We burnt some plastic chairs, which is stupid, as the chairs got nothing to do with Negeri 9 goals. And then we did not cheer the players anymore, not even after we were behind by just one goal. How do you expect Kelantan to do magics, like Liverpool did to AC Milan in 2005?
But, and here comes the big but, no other states in Malaysia can unite for their team the way Kelantan did. Look at us that night. Aren't we proud of that? Had it been between Selangor and Pahang, I'm very sure the tickets sales would only be around three quarter of the full stadium capacity. That night, the stadium was filled up, with Negeri's supporter occupying one quarter of the stadium.
My uncle told me that from Pasir Puteh alone, 40 buses headed to Bukit Jalil for the match. Forty buses! From Pasir Puteh only! Not to forget those who came with their friends and families. I heard that many Kelantan fans had camped in front of the stadium the night before the match. In vans, cars, some even in their buses. Though how they showered and answered to the call of nature, I cannot imagined. (I wouldn't be surprised if they did not showered at all.)
Ask this question, which other state can do what Kelantan did? I was at the stadium when Selangor was in the final against Sabah in 2002 (I think so), and the stadium was not filled any more than three quarters. And Bukit Jalil is in Selangor, to think of that! Where are the supporters? Too far to travel? Too busy for work? Imagine if Bukit Jalil is in Kelantan and Kelantan is in the final. Wow, I think the government would then have to put up giants screens outside the stadium!
Sportsmanship aside, I'd say Kelantan fans are at the same level as Liverpool fans and Korean fans (remember World Cup 2002?). You give me goosebumps, guys. High five!
p/s I wrote this in English because not only I want Kelantanese to ggebah idung, but also for everyone to see how powerful we are.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
leloh weh...
Assalamualaikum pokcik mokcik adik kakok abe abe....
Aloh laaaaaahhhhh leloh wehhhh lllok!! Letih sengoti dek pong gak. Penat. Tired. Ambo sesok napah gih. Ambo ni ya ngepek parok ni adik kakok, sebab nyo, ambo baru balik ppere (berperang)! Haaah tu dio. Biso dok ambo? Askar bukae, tentero pon dok, tapi gi ppere. Sunggoh nih. Wojik eh...
Demo tahu ambo gi ppere mano? Di stadium bukit jalil. Beraaaaaaaat. POMMMM. PIUUUUUT POMMMMM...ZUSSSSSS POM POM POM POMMMMMM. Berasap habih gih. Bayar tu gak kito 20 riyal, kamat ko nok tengok bola. Last-last bola tok tahu dok mmano. Kalu tahu ggitu ambo bowok M-neblah ambo.
Pah gak api pong naik luuuuu luuuu (bunying api tu). Bekeng sek kitoooooo! Oghe sumak masuk goal kito duo kali, chaisssssssss!!!! Nate pemain bola, bakpo mung gi sumak masuk goal alek aku nyoh! Mung tok tahu ko mung tu tokleh sumak goal. Hoh, loni kerusi stadium pong keno bakar. Ya mung gi sumak goal aku tu bakpo?! Baso gilo.
Ambo dok concentrate ko ppere dohhhh. Mapuh gi laaa bola. Bola bukae hidup mati. Tapi ppere, tok jago diri, mapuh ambo! Ambo tengok sekeliling ambo. Rupo-ruponyo, semo pakat ppere. Sokong team kelate? Nope. We're here to battle! Bui support kalu kito control game jah. Kalu oghe sumak masuk goal kito, kito ppere. Haaaa, lagu tuh.
OK la, the truth is, Kelate tok panda kaloh. Hok buat sakit buah halkum bilo ambo telan air liur, is the way we lose. No style. Oghe sumak satu goal, senyap slaluh. Bakpo tok sambung ggende nyoh? Maroh? Emo? Jadi, solution nyo, lepar mercun? Padae la pemain tokleh concentrate pong. We didn't fight with them when they are down. WE LEFT THEM.
My verdict? Kelate kaloh, 50% berpunca dari defence, 50% berpunca dari penyokong. Indra Puta score last minute pong senyap jah. Semo kelih ko ambo bilo ambo nnepik time dio score. Ermm, well, ambo tepik bukae sebab Kelate ado peluang lagi, tapi sebab 3-1 is veryyyyyy much better than 3-0! Tapi who was with me? None. At least not around me.
Sportsmanship? Ermmm, ponamo rima maksud word tuh??
Aloh laaaaaahhhhh leloh wehhhh lllok!! Letih sengoti dek pong gak. Penat. Tired. Ambo sesok napah gih. Ambo ni ya ngepek parok ni adik kakok, sebab nyo, ambo baru balik ppere (berperang)! Haaah tu dio. Biso dok ambo? Askar bukae, tentero pon dok, tapi gi ppere. Sunggoh nih. Wojik eh...
Demo tahu ambo gi ppere mano? Di stadium bukit jalil. Beraaaaaaaat. POMMMM. PIUUUUUT POMMMMM...ZUSSSSSS POM POM POM POMMMMMM. Berasap habih gih. Bayar tu gak kito 20 riyal, kamat ko nok tengok bola. Last-last bola tok tahu dok mmano. Kalu tahu ggitu ambo bowok M-neblah ambo.
Pah gak api pong naik luuuuu luuuu (bunying api tu). Bekeng sek kitoooooo! Oghe sumak masuk goal kito duo kali, chaisssssssss!!!! Nate pemain bola, bakpo mung gi sumak masuk goal alek aku nyoh! Mung tok tahu ko mung tu tokleh sumak goal. Hoh, loni kerusi stadium pong keno bakar. Ya mung gi sumak goal aku tu bakpo?! Baso gilo.
Ambo dok concentrate ko ppere dohhhh. Mapuh gi laaa bola. Bola bukae hidup mati. Tapi ppere, tok jago diri, mapuh ambo! Ambo tengok sekeliling ambo. Rupo-ruponyo, semo pakat ppere. Sokong team kelate? Nope. We're here to battle! Bui support kalu kito control game jah. Kalu oghe sumak masuk goal kito, kito ppere. Haaaa, lagu tuh.
OK la, the truth is, Kelate tok panda kaloh. Hok buat sakit buah halkum bilo ambo telan air liur, is the way we lose. No style. Oghe sumak satu goal, senyap slaluh. Bakpo tok sambung ggende nyoh? Maroh? Emo? Jadi, solution nyo, lepar mercun? Padae la pemain tokleh concentrate pong. We didn't fight with them when they are down. WE LEFT THEM.
My verdict? Kelate kaloh, 50% berpunca dari defence, 50% berpunca dari penyokong. Indra Puta score last minute pong senyap jah. Semo kelih ko ambo bilo ambo nnepik time dio score. Ermm, well, ambo tepik bukae sebab Kelate ado peluang lagi, tapi sebab 3-1 is veryyyyyy much better than 3-0! Tapi who was with me? None. At least not around me.
Sportsmanship? Ermmm, ponamo rima maksud word tuh??
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Olek Olek Olek
Rano sek2 kito??? Ready to rock Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil???
Sayo sehariye hari nih dok google gamba jersey, sebab nok tunjuk ko mama nok hok mano so nok mitok beli kat stadium KB. Pah ceroh tok jupo. Jupo gak gamba2 kecik.
Pah fedap, sayo jupo lagu bola Kelate..
The lyric :
Olek... olek olek olek....
Sumbat gol.. sumbat gol.. *repeat
Kito anok Kelate
Bako ore berani
Bilo masuk padey
Kito gomo sengoti
Kito gomo sengoti
Hoh. Mari pakat2 hapal blako lah. Kito pakat nyanyi derrah kat stadium.
Bai, nok google gamba jersey bola hok ado tulih "Red Warriors".
Huh. Tok saba nok gi stadium wak ombok and nyanyi lagu nih.
Gomo Kelate Gomo!!!
p/s : olek tu gapo? gelecek bola eh? he he..
-posted by Iron Butterfly-
tahu bakpo?
Busy, tokde nnulih sangat. Short post nih.
Demo beso naik aeroplane dok? Ado masuk toilet aeroplane? Kalu flush toilet dalae kapalterbe, kuat bunying flush dio deh? FWOOOOOOSHHHH!!! Turik telingo gih, bunyi supo angin laju ggitu. Tahu bakpo?
Sebab maso flush tu, toilet tu "eject" tubek slaluh whatever you left in there.
p/s lain kali naik pesawat, jange dok dekat jambae bilo flush, lamo nyo tarik demo tubek skali..
Demo beso naik aeroplane dok? Ado masuk toilet aeroplane? Kalu flush toilet dalae kapalterbe, kuat bunying flush dio deh? FWOOOOOOSHHHH!!! Turik telingo gih, bunyi supo angin laju ggitu. Tahu bakpo?
Sebab maso flush tu, toilet tu "eject" tubek slaluh whatever you left in there.
p/s lain kali naik pesawat, jange dok dekat jambae bilo flush, lamo nyo tarik demo tubek skali..
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