Monday, July 13, 2009

cursing in monorail

Hellllloooooo......

apo kaba blako? rrano ore manek urai? bosey doh ko dok denga sek-sek politicians belawok and dok bui janji-janji manis? toksoh cayyoollaaa... ngaruk blako tuh... kito nih kalu ngaji tok panda, meme kito tok patut salohkan sapo-sapo.. tu semo atah diri sendiri.. sayo serro nok ssuko minggu lepah ado tengok dale TV sedio tau dok nyabik ko kerajae sebab dio jjadi petani.

i was like.. wtf? laa.. doh mu toksey ngaji skoloh, mu jjadi petanilah, ssabik apo nga kerajae nyo. kalu nok kijo molek keno ngaji ppanda laa.. kalu toksey masuk universiti gak gi jjadi pilot lah supo abe mat cool kito tuh. hmph.

anyway, that's not the story today. sayo sajo jah nok cito nih, sayo hari-hari gi kijo naik monorail. mudoh. tok payoh ssakut dale jem. tok payoh baya parking 12 riya sari. tapi gak sayo tok brehi bena laa ko jatey2 inconsiderate. stail dok mmuko pitu pah ore nok tubik nyo toksey doh gi ttepi sikik. dio ddiri jahlaa situ supo tiyey lapu.

sayo ni pagi-pagi meme tok kkecek mano, dok layey ean nga jj on hitz.fm dale keto, pahtu gak dale train dok bbaco buku tok carro ko ore doh (bunying jah jeng tapi bbenanyo skema). tapi gak meme angin sungguhlaa kalu stail jatey toksey gi ttepi ore nok lalu nih. that is common courtesy lah.

dohlaa ore-ore jatey mudo dale monorail nih, hari-hari sayo tengok, meme tok gentleman lasunglaa... kalu part berebut seat, bukey stakat samo naik nga ttino, dio pulok hok lebih-lebih.. sayo rilek jah ddiri.. ni sek-sek dio napok mok budok dok pimpin tange budok, tok offer lasung nah seat. gitulaaa ore jatey negaro kito gak.

sayo kalu tok keno tepuh takpolaa.. tapi gak, kalu keno rempuh or tepuh ko jatey2 nih, meme terbakar slaluhla.. dohla dok otok sebab ssumak dale train, keno layae pulok pranga tok semenggoh demo nih. tau sayo kato gedio kalu keno tepuh?

"NATEY NIH!!!!"

mapuh gi la mu pehe ko dok.


4 comments:

dikazzz said...

wahahahahhaa! aku hok takdok mood pagi2 nih tetiba ceria lepah baco post mu nih! =D =D =D well done!

FRoS Salleh said...

wei, aku dulu pong gitu maso skoloh rendohh. ngok skit time tue.

Anonymous said...

wah..bekeng molep...natey laluh nah wi.......

Iron Butterfly said...

ika : ha ha ha.. ;p

fros : stail rano? stail tok wi tepak ko ttino ko?

anon : bukey bekeng. gerey. ha ha.